Friday, January 30, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- January 30, 2015

Unfortunately the tall girl with the man hands was also a pencil chewer and in just a few days developed all the signs of having beaver fever, including projectile vomiting on the back of the head of the boy that sits in front of her in math.

He of course was the captain of the football team and after word got out, the girl was considered social suicide to be around. That was until just before the prom when she magically saved the boy's life and they fell in love. They spent the rest of the night dancing close together to Meatloaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights" in the high-school gym ... until due to the poor ventilation system, the entire class of '94 died of Legionnaires Disease.

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