I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, February 2, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- February 2, 2015
There are more than one way to skin a cat. He put his pants on one leg at a time. Due to his neighbor's severe dander allergy, he was indeed, something to sneeze at. Of course, curiosity killed the cat. Curiosity being the prostitute the cat refused to pay for services rendered. The cat was let out of the bag... at the morgue.
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