I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- February 24, 2015
As they both felt a tug on the line each imagined the meal they would soon eat. The man dreamed of shark fin soup, while the shark dreamed of man penis chowder.