I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- February 3, 2015
The true tragedy was that the horse wanted his eggs scrambled, but the King's men pulled rank saying he was the "Master". Eventually after hearing that a few more times, the horse kicked the man to death.