The baby bird kept wearing Humpty's lower body in order to walk into bait shops and purchase worms with Humpty's credit cards. However, after a few weeks the sickening smell from Humpty's rotting yolk and white prompted store owners to refuse service to the bird. Of course never really learning to find food on it's own or fly the bird was quickly eaten by a calico cat named Fluffernutter.
I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- February 4, 2015
The baby bird kept wearing Humpty's lower body in order to walk into bait shops and purchase worms with Humpty's credit cards. However, after a few weeks the sickening smell from Humpty's rotting yolk and white prompted store owners to refuse service to the bird. Of course never really learning to find food on it's own or fly the bird was quickly eaten by a calico cat named Fluffernutter.
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