I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- February 11, 2015
Once Earth realized he had lice, he used a product called chlorofluorocarbon, and in only three short centuries all the lice had died. Then Venus let Earth back into the the bed with her.