I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- February 14, 2015 Valentine's Day Cards for the Kids
On February 15th, the local garbage man would poignantly look at all the little Valentine's Day men cards in the trash, and sadly shake his head muttering, "Card once a year don't mean nothing." Then scoop a dead racoon someone mistakenly threw into the compost into the back of the truck.
The zombies were deeply in love, until Karen realized that Frank's heart belonged to someone else. In retrospect that was quite obvious, but she was a sentimental fool. When the truth came out she binged on children's brains and cried herself to sleep.
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