I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, January 16, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- January 16, 2015
If you think these cats are hungry for milk you are incorrect. They want beef. Steaks, sausage, roasts, veal, you name it. Don't be deceived by the grey cat dreaming of ice cream. That cone is made of beef jerky and that's not strawberry and chocolate. That's hamburger and cow blood. The cat with the cup wants a beef smoothie.
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