I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- April 16, 2015
The aliens held a grudge against Earthlings after episodes of The OC were beamed through space. Sure they enjoyed the first few seasons, but unlike the rest of us who just sort of forgot about it after after a couple of years they continued to watch. So upset with the human race's drama and obvious disdain for one another they decided to annihilate the planet.
If they had only watched Family Ties past the credits each week and saw Ubu the dog they would have been alerted to the dangers of canines on earth and their choice of design for their spaceship.
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