Now, what the man didn't know was that clouds rain when they are sad. He should have reminded the cloud of how its mother had died after being sucked into the turbine of a 747 leaving him an orphan, which would then trigger his memory of being a sky urchin and pickpocketing passing parachutists under the tutelage of Cloud Fagin. Tickling only makes clouds urinate.
I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, April 27, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- April 27, 2015
Now, what the man didn't know was that clouds rain when they are sad. He should have reminded the cloud of how its mother had died after being sucked into the turbine of a 747 leaving him an orphan, which would then trigger his memory of being a sky urchin and pickpocketing passing parachutists under the tutelage of Cloud Fagin. Tickling only makes clouds urinate.
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