I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- April 28, 2015
The little house was lauded as a hero to dwellings the world over for standing up to the treacherous tornado. Due to all the attention it was soon discovered the house was built without a building permit. It was immediately torn down and a Starbucks put in it's place. Uppity condos in the neighborhood would often comment, "That's why I would never choose to be a standalone. He got what he deserved."
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