Much like sports cars to middle aged men, birds resting on pirate's shoulders are there to compensate for penis size. The interesting thing to note is that the pirate with the small green bird actually is missing 3/4 of his penis due to a shark attack. In it's place is a wooden stake. His favorite joke is to wake up at dawn and say, "I've got mornin' wood!"
He's gross.
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