Sure the shoe salesman saw trouble coming when the caterpillar entered his store. He quickly convinced the insect that cheap shoes were the way to go, after all in about 4 weeks she'll only need six shoes. This really just pushed the work onto the caterpillar's podiatrist who then spent hours and hours removing painful plantar warts and bunions from the caterpillars feet, who incidentally had no medical insurance. Karma caught up with the shoe salesman soon after as a goddamned millipede with mismatched shoe sizes.
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