I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- May 12, 2015
The lice were quite jealous of their cousin's, the flea's, very popular circus. The lice worked night and day to perfect their various skills. After only a few months of rehearsals they had surpassed the agility, expertise and pure entertainment value of all other circuses. The problem was no one wanted to see lice performing. The embittered Phthiraptera rushed the flea's tents in a envious rage and burned them to the ground, which also resulted in the deaths of three cats and six dogs.
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