I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- May 20, 2015
This would have been a just a ridiculous mistake that the painter would laugh about years later, except it was a lead based paint that decreased his sperm count to such a degree that he could never impregnate a woman himself. He was a newlywed and his bride was excited to start a family. She eventually left him for a Nigerian man, who are known to be the most fertile men in the world. She ended up with seven children, while the painter only gave birth to a dependency on whiskey and poppers.
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