Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- May 20, 2015
This would have been a just a ridiculous mistake that the painter would laugh about years later, except it was a lead based paint that decreased his sperm count to such a degree that he could never impregnate a woman himself. He was a newlywed and his bride was excited to start a family. She eventually left him for a Nigerian man, who are known to be the most fertile men in the world. She ended up with seven children, while the painter only gave birth to a dependency on whiskey and poppers.