I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, May 21, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- May 21, 2015
Thinking he successfully scared off the only mouse, Francis later enjoyed his cheese in peace. During this snack he ingested quite a bit of mouse urine and feces, and developed Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome. His lungs filled with fluid and he essentially drowned. But man, that was was some good Emmenta cheese and well worth the cost.
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