I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- May 7, 2015
Jerry the Turtle was getting ready for his date with Susan the Garter Snake. Things had progressed in their relationship and tonight was the night he planned to ask her hand in marriage. He really should have called in his best friend, Sammy the Gay Salamander for advice on what to wear, because at every anniversary celebration pictures of that night would be displayed and people would snicker at his choice of the racing stripes shell.
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