I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- May 26, 2015
It was horrifying at first for the potted flowers, but the worst came when the shriveled up dead flowers were eaten by the cat and then vomited back up in front of them. It was so disgusting, the two live flowers threw up pollen everywhere.