I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- May 14, 2015
Though the bear and rabbit had been friends for years, the wanton destruction of the bears hand made scrapbook of Boyz II Men was his breaking point. Immediately following cleaning up the mess the bear turned the makeshift broom upside down and ate the rabbit like a Creamsicle. By which I mean, he licked the rabbit a couple of times before biting through to get to the delicious vanilla filling.
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